Friday, August 31, 2007

I Have A Job, Byron Leftwich Doesn't


I was all set to just get tanked and not worry about posting this weekend, but then Byron Leftwich goes and gets himself cut from the Jacksonville Jaguars. Way to go Byron. Being cut is essentially the same as getting fired, and as we know from Office Space, the Bobs like to wait until Friday to fire people.

For some reason, I picture the Jags offensive line carrying Leftwich out of the team facility, ala Marshall in 2002, and then throwing him in a dumpster beside the loading dock. I'm pretty sure that's how it happened this afternoon.

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